Futurama ?!

Futurama is back! Well, soon anyways. Not straight to DVD movies, but new episodes, on TV!?

According to Billy West (Fry, Zoidberg, Professor, Zapp, and others).

?!?!?!?!?

"I've had it with these snakes."

Official teaser trailer for the upcoming blockbuster Snakes on a Plane dropped today.

This is CHURCH?!

"this is church?!"
By mbschn.

This is a ridiculous (christian?) church flier I got in the mail today. You know a church is fun when they have a big crosshair on their flier. When I first saw it, I thought it we were under attack and that we lived before radio so the government had to tell us by mail. This ended up being incorrect.

The subtext says "SURVIVING THE ATTACKS FACING MARRIAGE."

The back has a schedule for a lecture series of some kind, including a session that sounds like it is about how to prove that your spouse is cuckolding you ("Affair Proof: Do You Have A Strategy?").

Outside the screaming red and yellow, there is a tiny picture of a smiling family, apparently enjoying the "great music and video" offered at their new church. The little girl is clearly one of the many delighted children who will soon be exclaiming, half with joy and half with disbelief: "this is CHURCH?!"